I love my daughter to bits, but she's got a way with words already (which I'm sure she inherited from her mum).
The other morning, I was half awake, half asleep and my wake up call was my daughter sitting next to me, staring lovingly into my eyes before uttering:
"You've got cobwebs up your nose, daddy!"
Bless her. I think a set of nose hair trimmers for christmas may be in order. Ung.