Crack out a pair of hilarious joke and riddle books from Michael J. Pellowski (Sterling Publishing)

"Oh no mummy, run, she's got a new pair of joke books!"

With these words, my wife and I run for cover before Charlotte tests out her new 'material' on us.
She loved this pair of utterly pun-tastic joke and riddle books, with Michael J. Pellowski pulling out and dusting down something old, something new, something borrowed but definitely nothing blue (it's all good family friendly stuff.

"Joke and Riddle Gold Mine" is, as you can guess, a veritable jackpot of jokes, japes, jestery and just plain awfulness wrapped up betwixt two rather attractive covers.

Jokes like "Where does a clam go to lift weights? Mussel Beach!" are the sort of thing you can expect, absolutely guaranteed to have Charlotte snorting with laughter (and my wife and I groaning with the sheer awfulness of some of the gags - but what do we know, we're grown ups - we know NOTHING!)

There's also...

"Wild and Wacky Pet Jokes and Riddles" again from Michael, where you can expect such quality gags as...

"What kind of pet pooch does Dracula have? A bloodhound."

or even: 

"What do you get if you cross a bird with a snake? A feather boa."

Absolutely guaranteed to have you braying, neighing, snorting, squeaking, burping, barking and mewling with laughter. 

Both "Wild and Wacky Pet Jokes and Riddles" and "Joke and Riddle Goldmine" by Michael J. Pellowski are available now, published by Sterling (kindly supplied for review).