Monday, 18 September 2017

The Variety of Life by Nicola Davies and Lorna Scobie (Hodder Children's Books)

Whoah, there are some seriously amazing children's non fiction titles around this autumn, and tons of amazing Natural History titles for wee ones...
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Sir Scaly Pants and the Dragon Thief by John Kelly (Bloomsbury)

It's not always easy being the one and only Dragon Knight....
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Learning about opposites with "Up and Down: A Walk in the Countryside" by Rosalind Beardshaw (Nosy Crow / National Trust)

These are great little board books with an outdoorsy theme, teaching the tiniest ones how great it is to get outside into the fresh air and the countryside...
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Friday, 15 September 2017

ReadItDaddy's Chapter Book of the Week - Week Ending 15th September 2017 - "Isadora Moon Goes on a School Trip" by Harriet Muncaster (Oxford Children's Books)

Our Chapter Book of the Week sees the welcome return of a glorious half fairy / half vampire character with tons of mighty girl gusto...
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ReadItDaddy's Second Picture Book of the Week - Week Ending 15th September 2017 - "Pirates Magnified" by Professor David Long and Harry Bloom (Wide Eyed Editions)

A pirate book? In our Book of the Week Slot? SMOKE AND BLAZES! But this is something rather special indeed...
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ReadItDaddy's Picture Book of the Week - Week Ending 15th September 2017 - "William Bee's Wonderful World of Trains, Boats and Planes" by William Bee (Pavilion Children's Books)

Our Picture Book of the Week this week sees our favourite transport-obsessed book character take things a step further than trucks...
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Thursday, 14 September 2017

So many books would make better movies than a gender-swapped "Lord of the Flies" - a ReaditTorial

Once again it looks like a book-to-film adaptation has hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons.

William Golding's savage novel "Lord of the Flies" is about to get the gender-flip reboot-till-it-bleeds Hollywood treatment, with a female cast (don't worry, I'm sure they'll work a 'token' middle aged white male in there somewhere).

Internet reactions to the news ranged from "Lord of the whuh?" to "What the hey, Girls don't even HAVE flies!" to "Here's a zillion other novels out there that would make a better movie".

It's with that last thought that we'll stick for this editorial, and also stray away from the path a little to talk about some of the biggest movie franchises of recent years - and movies that have become lauded as classics, usually featuring highly in any top 100 rundowns any commercial channel sees fit to trot out as authoritative from time to time.

Franchise is the key word here. Hollywood, particularly the big studios and even some of the smaller independent ones, rely on happy little folk returning to the box office again and again for something that's mostly identical to what has gone before, with one or two tweaks here and there.

With few exceptions, it seems that most summer blockbusters are falling into a serialised formula that fails to spark much in the way of inspiration or imagination, pandering instead to popcorn-fed folk who just want to see the latest bangs, booms and CGI wizardry rather than worry too much about storytelling.

Perhaps then this is the reason that the books that we book folk would LOVE to see turned into movies actually never will. As crass and ill-judged as rebooting Lord of the Flies with a full-on gender-swap sounds, it's almost a safe choice for movie audiences who will be looking for three core things from such a flick. An idyllic setting far removed from the world we know, a gloriously gorgeous cast of stick thin model-like girls (I cannot wait to see how they cast "Piggy" in this - anything over a size 8 and I'll be genuinely surprised) and of course a smidgeon of uber-violence and over-the-top bloodletting.

It'd be ridiculous to make such predictions this early on in the production but keeping a close eye on IMDB as the cast is announced (nothing so far, but that's assuming they even stay with the same title - I would not be at all surprised to see that as the first thing changed) I'm willing to lay even money on at least two or three of those predictions (plus of course the middle aged white dude thing) coming true.

Elsewhere in book-to-film adaptations that have been baking my noodle, I'm still completely baffled why we're getting a "Ready Player One" movie instead of a "Snow Crash" one. Spielberg's treatment of RPO is all but out of the blocks and ready to make your ears hurt with over-the-top combat sequences, CGI wizardry and of course the main bit everyone will be watching it for, a ton of in-jokes and pop culture references that probably go beyond what the book managed (I make no secret of the fact that I thought RPO was bitterly disappointing after all the hype).

Snow Crash was in development, but looks like it's been quietly moved to a siding while the bigger, bolder, brasher movie hits the theatres first. Which is a damned shame because (IMHO) Snow Crash is not only the better book, but would definitely make a far better movie if Joe Cornish can somehow miraculously string it all together.

Book-to-movie adaptations will always be hugely divisive. I always think back to a line from an old X-Files episode where The Smoking Man blandly states "I'd rather read the worst book ever written than watch the best movie ever made", a quote that I'd mostly stand by if it wasn't for those odd diamonds in the rough, movies that have stretched far beyond the original material's storytelling and scope. Sadly I feel that there are now so many atrociously bad decisions going on in the movie world that we're way too far beyond being able to trust that any new book to film adaptation won't still have a board of overfed shareholders in whatever massive communications company is fronting the cash for it really controlling the artistic direction of a project anyway.
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Oi, Cat! By Kes Gray and Jim Field (Hodder Children's Books)

We've heard all about where frogs love to sit, and dogs too - but it's surely got to be the turn of our feline friends?
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A Home Full of Friends by Peter Bently and Charles Fuge (Hodder Children's Books)

There's nothing better than snuggling up in your own home, in your own bed with a nice full belly - but what if others aren't as fortunate as you?
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Wednesday, 13 September 2017

Mrs Noah's Pockets by Jackie Morris and James Mayhew (Otter-Barry Books).

Bible tales aren't really our usual sort of thing, but when you're involving Jackie Morris and James Mayhew, expect something a bit special...!
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